Hey, hey! I'm three! Happy Birthday to me :).

Even though I'm celebrating MY birthday, I thought I’d share some presents with YOU. Please enjoy the gift of these jokes, paw picked especially for you.

Why do dogs tend to run in circles?

Because it's really hard to run in squares.

What kind of dog never throws anything away?

A hoarder collie.

Why are dogs terrible dancers?

Because they have two left feet.

**Disclaimer: Not all dogs are terrible dancers. For example, I am actually an incredible dancer.

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